'What the hell is that exotic bird call I'm hearing outside my window?' I ask myself. 'It sounds like something from the African Savannah…'
It takes me a good few seconds to realise that it’s actually a baby crying.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER
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So i watched what i think was a leak of the Simpson’s/Family Guy crossover, so don’t read if you consider this some kinda spoiler
Right now I’m on the fence about it. The leak started with a good joke about Springfield’s state, or lack thereof. But then there was another joke that started off a little forced but turned out pretty good, and i am predicting a lot of forced jokes, mostly on Family Guy’s part
Also, one scene had Bart doing his trademark prank call to Moe’s Tavern, which was decent but after 20+ years you’re gonna run out of good prank calls. But then Stewie, who is idolizing Bart in this crossover, decides to give it a shot. At this point, I’m expecting some random pop culture reference or a cutaway. Instead, Stewie just shouts “your sister was raped”, which was just ugh
I am probably gonna watch it, but there’s also gonna be a “Chicken fight” between Homer and Peter, which i may just quit on
Anyway, that’s all i’ve got to say so far, we’ll just have to wait and see
It’s 2014 and literal shitbag Seth MacFarlane and his writers are still making horrible unfunny rape jokes.
Two lions brought rush-hour traffic to a standstill in Nairobi, Kenya when they decided to have a lie down in the middle the street during morning traffic
Photo credit: Gareth Jones
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
This couldn’t be more me.
Labyrinth is 50% glitter and 50% David Bowie’s crotch and that is why its so beautiful.
“Walt was in depression, and he carried the burden of the world on his shoulders, so he was rounded and not erect in his posture. He gave up. There was no reason to stand up straight,” Cranston says, molding his body accordingly. “Until he became Heisenberg, and then his chest was out and his shoulders were back, and he felt strong.” (x)
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