Making banana cake motherfuckersssssss

I think this is the first time that a lack of anything to do has ever driven me to bed before 2am

Maybe

Maybe I’m becoming an adult

Back at Uni but

I THINK
I LEFT

MY DRINKING LICENCE

AT HOME

Every time I accidentally start growing a beard I feel like it needs to be thoroughly documented.

- This is one of those times.

hEY reMember when I used to jump off things?

no neither do I

You can always tell when I have spent the day studying

Because I get terrible hat hair

I just can’t study without a hat

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In other news I think I am actually starting to not hate the way I look HOLY SHIT

Me looking like a fool

But tube scarves are cool

Some poetry for you aooll